Male Celebrity Sites

•  "Acting is playing - it's actually going out on a playground with the other kids and being in the game, and I need that. Writing satisfies that part of myself that longs to sit in my room and dream."

•  "Every couple I know has side-by-side grave plots, but when we do it we're the biggest weirdos on the block."

•  "For our anniversary, I had a certificate drawn up that states I can never leave Angelina for eternity. It has the seal of the great state of Louisiana on it. I signed it in my own blood with a paintbrush."

•  "Getting the nomination is like gravy. Winning would be like whatever is better than gravy."

•  "I believe in running through the rain and crashing into the person you love and having your lips bleed on each other."

•  "I don't have a fear of flying; I have a fear of crashing."

•  "I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists."

•  "I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip."

•  "I've danced one time in my life. It was the most mortifying experience I ever had."

•  "I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that?"

•  "If you love somebody let them know every day."

•  "Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears."

•  "Man, I was drowning in sadness. And Angelina, she lifted me right up out of there."

•  "Marketing is the devil."